Creation of Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine.
Created pussy to their own design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fur he lined it without.

Fifth was fisherman nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.