| Success is failure turned inside out! |
| Lee Sampson (Pure Harley's) |
pureharleys@journey.com
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| Here I sit , my ass hole flexing giving birth to another Texan. |
| Earl |
Bill@whitehouse.com
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| There was once a man from eugene that invented a fucking machineconcave or convex, it would serve either sexbut it sure was a bastard to clean. |
| John |
hillary@whitehouse.com
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| There was once a man from nantuckettwhose dick was so long he could suck ithe said with a grin as he wiped off his chinif my ear was a cunt i would fuck it. |
| Earl |
tommckinney@worldnet.att.net
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| there was once a man from nantuckett whose dick was so long he could suck ithe said with a grin as he wiped off his chinif my ear was a cunt i would fuck it. |
| tom |
whitehouse.com
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| What is the difference between a girls track team and a pygmy tribe? One is a bunch of cunning runts...........(I think the imagination can finish the joke!) |
| KLR |
bikershp@tgtel.com
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| lifes a dick suck as you go,sometimes you spit.sometimes you swallow. |
| ludicruz |
ludicruz@yahoo.com
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| There once was a Senator from Mass.Who went out searchin for some assHe lucked up and found itFucked up and drowned itand that was the end of his ass! |
| Wizard |
cwhitley@mindspring.com
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| How to sit and shit with ease, place your elbows on your knees, place your hands upon your chin, squeze your asshole out and in. |
| Buckskin boy |
ontarget@efortress.com
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| I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy |
| CromeHead |
keith@wf.net
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| Don't buy the gum at the machine by the sink, it tastes like rubber. |
| Braindead |
numbskull38@hotmail.com
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| Pull down your panties and pull up your dress. Let me stick my dick in and make a big ole mess |
| Mike Hunt |
Mikehunt@twat.com
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| WANTED-One skinny nigger for belt drive, must be flexable and willing to travel! |
| Tom |
Flames @cincinow.com
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| A toastHERES TO YOU AND HERES TO MEMAY WE NEVER DIS AGREEBUT JUST IN CASE SOME DAY WE SHOULDTO HELL WITH YOUHERES TO ME |
| earl |
eale@alltel.net
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| A do-it-yourselfer named Alice used a dynamite stick for a phallus; they found her vagina in South Carolina, and part of her anus in Dallas. |
| Todd |
Todd80804W@msn.com
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| Nursery school teacer says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher saya, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray or orange..."
Second little boy... "Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown"
Little Johnny stands up and asks: "Does a fert have lumps?"
The horrified teacher exclaims.. "Johnny! Of course not!!"
"Ok...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..." |
| Charles Loving |
cloving24@hotmail.com
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| if it's yellow,let it mellow. if its brown, flush it down!! or...
if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety, wipe the seatie. |
| tonto nashoba |
redgenie@themail.com
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| an old lady walks into a grocery store, gets some catfood and brings it to the cashier to pay. the cashier says to her "maim, you need to prove that you have a cat to but this because ol loadys eat cat food". so the ol lady gos home, gets her cat and brings it to the cashier. the cashier rings her up and the ol lady goes home. the next day the ol lady comes back and gets dog food. the cashier says,"maim, your gonna have to get your dog if you want this food because little ol ladys eat dog food." so the ol lady, goes home and comes back with her dog. the next day, the ol lady comes to the store with a small box in her hand. the box has a small hole in it. the little ol lady brings it to the cashier and tells her to stick her finger in the hole. the cashier does, feels something muchy and pulls back her hand. "ew, what was that?" the cashier says.the cashier smells her hand and sure enough it smells like poop. "ew, why did you bring me a box of poop?" the ol lady simply says, "may i get some toilet paper now?" |
| antoinette grazianni |
marilyn@webtv.com
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| WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND HAD NO SENSE,
I PISSED UPON AN ELECTRIC FENCE.
IT GAVE ME A ZAP, IT TINGLED MY BALLS,
IT MADE ME SHIT IN MY OVERALLS.
I HATE THAT
|
| D FERGUSON |
DANACONFED@CS.COM
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| Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says "How'd ya get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish."
And I said "No shit." |
| Michi |
mmckenna@afausa.com
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| PROFANITY IS THE
FEEBLE ATTEMPT OF
A WEAK MIND TO
EXPRESS ITSELF FORCIBLY ! |
| PUDINTANE |
askme@yahoo.com
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| There once was a girl named Alice,
Who used dynamite as her phallus.
It blew her vagina,
To North Carolina,
And her ass to Buckingham Palace. |
| Edie |
DiscoNUN@aol.com
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| OK....One more from the BikerNUN
There once was a guy from the past.
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanked them together.
They played Stormy Weather.
And lightening shot out of his ass. |
| Edie |
DiscoNUN@aol.com
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| Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to a Kansas State Trooper. |
| Big Nasty |
BIG_NASTY@knac.com
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| Here I sit all in a vapor, some asshole used all the paper, train is leaving... can not linger, WATCH OUT ASSHOLE... HERE COMES MY FINGER! |
| Big Nasty |
BIG_NASTY@knac.com
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| They paint the walls to stop my pen,
But the shithouse poet has struck again. |
| Marlboro |
davidk_h@yahoo.com
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| Woe the mind whose poetic wit, is only aroused by the smell of shit! |
| Jim |
JRVEN00@aol
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| Aunt Bea gives GOOD HEAD ....
... Love OPIE |
| MotoSikle Mo Fugga |
Kikstartr
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| Aunt Bea Gives GOOD HEAD ... Love Oie |
| MotoSikle Mo Fugga |
Kikstartr@aol
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| Snake bite??? Hummmmm sounds kool ;) |
| Sweets |
sweetheart190@aol.com
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| Support Mental Health Or I'll Kill Ya. |
| Mick |
WWW/ccic.com
 |
| Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
Thank You For Pot Smoking. |
| kleetybob |
kleetus1@hotmail.com
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| if the outhouse's a-rockin'
don't come a-knockin' |
| bighog |
bighog_89@yahoo.com
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| YOU KNOW YOU ARE A COW GIRL WHEN YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE HORSE COCK AND YOU HAVE HORSE SHIT ON YOUR KNEES |
| mitch dog |
123 @OLD
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| ..DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN AND CAT SHIT ? THE OLDER THEY ARE , THE EASIER THEY ARE TO PICK UP .... |
| Al Dog |
TAllenCogar@email.msn.com
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| a pretty little bird
with a yellow bill
landed upon my window sill
i coext im in with bits of bread
and then i cushed his fuckin head |
| leroy |
webmaster@stellarentertainment.com
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| sis on your pister,you aint so mucking fuch !!
now pass the bottle.. |
| bubba |
winsteadtrucking@aol.com
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| This is a teepee to take a peepee
not a wigwom to beat your tomtom |
| Hangman |
rbeatty4th@home.net
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| if Miles Standish had shot a cat, we'd all be eatin pussy fer thanksgiving |
| who cares |
anonymus.com
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| Old McDonald Sitting on a bench, beating his meat with a monkey wrench, missed his meat and hit his balls, pissed all in his overalls!!!! |
| nate, got here from http://angelfire.com/ar2/BigsBikerpage |
nate@cyberback.com
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| If you can't fuck it piss on it !! |
| Frankie Pendley |
dogpatcherusa@aol.com
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| If you want to shit with ease,
Put your elbows on your knees.
Give yourself a little squeeze
And out it comes like rotten cheese. |
| HIGHWAY |
jway@knox.edu
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| Sat to shit ! So I only shot a splat ! |
| bear |
bearclan311@aol.com
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| No matter how much you shake or wiggle that peg
the last 3 drops runs down your leg |
| Dozer |
Dozer@biteme.com
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| Folks who write on shithouse walls,
Should roll their shit in little balls,
And then, to glorify their shining wit,
should eat those little balls of shit!
|
| InjuredBiker |
webossjack@hotmail.com
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| "When I die I want to be buried upside down, so that all of those assholes that didn't like me 'cause I was scooter trash with class, can kiss my ass!" |
| Flash* |
flash679869@earthlink.net
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| This is a place to dump your guts, not a place to
bust your nuts...so keep this bathroom nice and
neat, go somewhere else to beat your meat |
| BAD BRI |
BB@ITE.NET
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| The night was dark the moon was blue around the
corner the shit wagon flew, a bump was felt a
scream was heard, some ol' lady was killed by
a flying turd.... |
| BAD BRI |
BB@ITE.NET
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| I've fucked in France, I've fucked in Spain, I've even fucked in Germany. But I won't be happy, and I won't be free, till I fuck my Recruiter like he's fucked me! |
| Moose |
elm_moose@yahoo.com
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| Ive fucked by day and fucked by night
Ive even fucked by candle light
Ive fucked in the east and fucked in the west
Ive fuck the women that fucks the best
But fucking happy I wont be.......
'Till Ive fucked the GOVERNMENT..
Like the Government's fucked me! |
| Doc |
kcmishak@rconnect.com
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| here i sit taking a shit while wanting a drink of water.... the more i shit the more i think ...i'd like to fuck your daughter
i saw this years ago at a lumber mill i worked at and it kinda stuck |
| chris crothers |
crbhopr@prodigy.net
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| here i sit taking a shit while wanting a drink of water.... the more i shit the more i think ...i'd like to fuck your daughter
i saw this years ago at a lumber mill i worked at and it kinda stuck |
| chris crothers |
crbhopr@prodigy.net
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| until further notice the management ask that employee's stop eating the mint |
| chris |
crbhopr@prodigy.net
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| Cat's ass, Rat's ass dirty old twat!
69 duetche bag's tied in a knot.
Cock suck, Mother fuck dick lick too...
I'm a U.S. Harley man who the fuck are you! |
| Ron...alway's on wheels! |
trak@ptd.net
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| There once was a girl named Gloria,
Whose boyfriend asked ,May I explore ya .
She said to the chap ,I will draw you a map ,
Of where others have been before ya. |
| Joe |
skullster@netzero.net
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| Recipe for a Dead Baby Float
-1 scoop of ice cream
-1 scoop of dead baby
Kiss my ass, you bunch of faggot bikers!!! |
| Terry Berry |
lesleys666@yahoo.com
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| All women are whores, even my mother, but she's not your whore |
| Buck |
Buck1032@yahoo.com
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| A young couple after they'd dined,
The fellow feeling rather unkind,
Said"to put it quite blunt,
You've your brains in your cunt",
So she gave him a piece of her mind. |
| David McCormack |
david.mccormack@am.kwe.com
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| I have arrived to piss in the pot but some bitch left traces of twat,all over the seat and in the sink,what the hell,that little fink.Now Ill have to squat and pray that I dont catch her lice today! |
| LeatherAnLace |
littlewing992001@yahoo.com
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| I have an old lady named Dot....Who lives on toe jam and snot....When she can't get these, she eats the cream cheese....She scrapes from the sides of her twat. |
| Larry |
harley00@sympatico.ca
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| eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble screw,nipple buzzom hair pie,finger fuck screw. |
| tip |
ptip@rr
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| Before you sit to take a shit be aware you could catch B-A-S [BLUE ASS Syndrome] |
| Matthew Elkins |
mdniterider 1 @aol.com
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| down ges a bitch with a hole in her head, wouldn't suck dik said she'd rather be dead aint to pretty the police said with her mouth wide open and her legs all spread. |
| pappa smurf |
heymanvett@aol.com
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| Life is like a shit sandwich,the more bread you got the less shit you eat !!!!!!! |
| "e" |
chaos@flh-tc.com
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| I'VE DECIDED THAT TO RAISE MY GRADES I MUST FIRST LOWER MY STANDARDS |
| redneck |
thedrick@swartzsupply.com
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| I'VE DECIDED THAT TO RAISE MY GRADES I MUST FIRST LOWER MY STANDARDS |
| redneck |
thedrick@swartzsupply.com
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| THEY PAINT THESE WALLS TO FAIL MY PEN BUT SHITHOUSE POET STRIKES AGAIN |
| Todd Hedrick |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
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| WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP HERE THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HANDS |
| REDNECK |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
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| IF LIFE IS WASTE OF TIME, AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE,THEN LET'S GET WASTED TOGHETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES. |
| REDNECK |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
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| FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY |
| REDNECK |
THEDRICK@SWARTSUPPLY.COM
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| MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR - HELL DO BOTH GET MARRIED!! |
| REDNECK |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
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| IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS,IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL |
| REDNECK |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
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| black is beautiful and tan is grand but white is the color of the big bad boss man |
| drtrydr |
drtrydr@netzero
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| A LITTLE BOY AND GIRL WERE COMPARING WHAT THEY HAD IN LIFE. THE BOY SAID, I HAVE $50 IN THE BANK. THE GIRL SAID SO I HAVE A $100. THE BOY STARTED TO GET MAD AND SAID, SO I HAVE A BICYCLE AT HOME. THE GIRL SAID, SO I HAVE A BIKE AND A LITTLE RED WAGON THE BOY IS GETTING MAD AS HELL SO HE SAYS SO I GOT A DOG AT HOME AND SHE HAD 3 PUPPIES THE GIRL SAYS SO MY DOGGIE JUST HAD 7 PUPPIES THE BOY WAS SO PISSED OFF HE PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS GRABS HIS TALLYWHACKER AND SAYS I GOT ONE THESE AND THE GIRL REPLIES BY PULLING UP HER DRESS AND PULLING DOWN HER PANTIES AND SAYS TO THE LITTLE BOY SO I GOT ONE OF THESE AND I CAN GET ALL OF THOSE I WANT |
| BIG DADDY PAIN |
painhasaface@yahoo.com
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| Came in here tired and dirty to shit and sit till 4:30 Here you sit dirty and tired come 4:30 your ass is fired!!!!!! |
| matthew |
mdniterider1@aol.com
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| When your up to your nose in shit, dont open your mouth! |
| Kevin |
Kwc20x@aol.com
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| i get enough exercise just pushing pushing luck |
| redneck |
thedrick@swartzsupply.com
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| what do yoou call two niggers hanging in the back of a barn? Old farm equipment. |
| Tommy |
auto37@theriver
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| IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY. THIS PLACE WOULD BE AND AIRPORT. |
| redneck |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
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| THE GENE POOL COULD USE ALITTLE CHLORINE |
| redneck |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
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| NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS , SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER CRAP |
| redneck |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
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| BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY |
| redneck |
THEDRICK@SWARTZSUPPLY.COM
 |
| whats the difference between a woman jogger and a sewing machine? A sewing machine only has one bobbin! |
| art |
artyparty01@aol.com
 |
| The night was dark . The sky was blue .Down the hill the shit wagon flu. A shot was mad. A scream was heard. A man was `killed by a flying turd.` |
| Keary W. Vaughn |
Kingsprout@hotmail.com
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| Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. A SECOND LATER I TOOK A CHANCE, TRIED TO FART AND SHIT MY PANTS. |
| greg |
gcoil@msn.com
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| Ques: Why do Cowboys wear their names on their belts?
Answer: So the Bikers know who they're fuckin'!!! |
| Uglybiker |
Bondigas@uglybiker.com
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| Women are life support systems for pussies! |
| Walkem Johnny |
jharralson@smithhelman.com
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| When does a pipe wrench become a monkey wrench?
When you give it to a sprinkler fitter
|
| Mike |
trismos@hotmail.com
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| Here i sit on the toilet seat,pounding my pud & beating my meat.I really could use some nice wet gash the problem is I lack the cash. |
| B.D. the "Big Dog" |
netcruiser69@hotmail.com
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| Cat's ass, rat's ass
Dirty old twat,
69 douch bags tied in a knot
Cock suck, Mother fuck,
Dick lick too,
I'm a Harley-Davidson rider!
Just who the fuck are you? |
| Possum -n- Storm |
michael.hughes41@verizon.net
 |
| I might not be much of a success
But I`m a shit-hot failure.
question..what animal has it`s cunt halfway up it`s back
Answer.....a police horse |
| Skull |
mail@trykerfsnet.co.uk
 |
| I might not be much of a success
But I`m a shit-hot failure.
question..what animal has it`s cunt halfway up it`s back
Answer.....a police horse |
| Skull |
mail@trykerfsnet.co.uk
 |
| Here I sit and meditate—shall I shit or masturbate? |
| Suleiman the Magnificent |
Go fuck yourself
 |
| My asshole is quiverin', my cheeks are shakin'...I gotta shit so bad my stomach's achin'! |
| Rick R. |
rdragsdale@softhome.net
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| what can a cow do that a woman can't do?wade in water up to her tits without gettin' her pussy wet!!! |
| Dan |
hangman@voyager.net
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| here i sit, same as ever, took a shit, pulled the lever, toilet cloged, water flowed, look out world, it a mother load |
| dave |
punkeymonkey12@aol.com
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| Birdie, birdie in tha snow, broke his wing and could not go, so I lured him, with some bread, then I STOMPED his Fuckin' head. |
| Basshole |
lonestar0u812@hotmail.com
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| Dont look up here the jokes in your hand........... |
| robin ferrell |
rbnferrell@charter.net
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| I dropped my wallet in an outhouse the other day. I managed to get a picture of my scooter out of there though. If ya see my ol' lady, be sure to tell her to wash her hands if she is making you lunch. |
| Uglybiker |
Uglybiker@uglybiker.com
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| What does PONTIAC stand for??? Poor Old Nigger Thinks it's a Cadillac |
| Dave |
dpitman77@hotmail.com
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| There once was a man from Nantuckit whose cock was so long he could suck it..He said with a grin as he wiped of his chin..If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!! |
| Dave |
dpitman77@hotmail.com
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| What do you call a bus load of niggers going over a cliff with one empty seat??? A DAMN SHAME!! |
| Dave |
dpitman77@hotmail.com
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| A TEXAS CHEER: Rat Shit..Bat Shit..Hairy Old Twat..Two Assholes Tied In A Knot...Hoo Ray..Lizard Shit..FUCK |
| Dave |
dpitman77@hotmail.com
 |
| Nursery school teacer says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher saya, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray or orange..." Second little boy... "Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown" Little Johnny stands up and asks: "Does a fert have lumps?" The horrified teacher exclaims.. "Johnny! Of course not!!" "Ok...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..." |
| Dave |
dpitman77@hotmail.com
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| There once was a man from kent, who's tool was exceedingly bent. He tried every which way, finally got it in sideways, and instead of coming, he went! |
| Tad |
b72859@netscape.net
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| two little boys are standing out side and the little black boy says to the white boy "my dad got a new horn for his car and it goes beep beep"the little white boy says so "my dad got a new chainsaw and it goes run nigger nigger run run nigger nigge run" |
| stubby |
yellow06201@yahoo.com
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| Duct tape is much like the force...It has a light side, a dark side, and binds the Universe together. |
| Angel |
none@fugga.com
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| Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
|
| ED |
whogivesashit?
 |
| Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?
|
| ED |
pissoff
 |
| there once was a man from Contrass whose balls where made of fine brass, in stormy wheather they'd clang together and sparks would fly from his ass |
| kraut |
antagonizer_78@yahoo.com
 |
| THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM ST. CLAIR, WHO WAS FUCK'N HIS WIFE ON THE STAIRS, WHEN THE BANISTER BROKE, HE DOUBLED HIS STROKE, AND FINISHED HER OFF IN THE AIR |
| Reeder |
jeffreeder68@hotmail.com
 |
| Take a crap or play tennis, see other side.....Take a crap or play tennis, see other side..... |
| coolhandven |
coolhandven@yahoo.com
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| Her i set ass cheeks a flexing gest gave berth to a fucking mexican |
| ricky |
jt@kissmyass.com
 |
| Here I sit with a case of the runs, Feels like an earthquake between my buns, I've shit forever and I'm still not done, I hope this pot can hold a ton. |
| TRASH |
gregory.adams@state.co.us
 |
| Brown trout for sale $1.50 Floaters .50 cents |
| Bigdaddy |
bigsexy66442@yahoo.com
 |
| Here I sit on broken hearted ,tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance,tried to fart and shit my pants. |
| jason |
48thstreetchoppers.com
 |
| Here I sit smelling stinking vapor,some ass-hole done stole the fucking paper! How much longer must I linger, before I have to use my fucking finger! |
| Billy Kennedy |
coastworm@aol.com
 |
| Important Announcement
Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktail", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT 'n' DO."
|
| shadow |
teal_shadow94@yahoo.com
 |
| Someone wrote, "Suck moose cock!"
Since they were recommending it I responded, "How is it?" |
| Stan |
stanster69@yahoo.com
 |
| What's the difference between a nigger and my shit? Eventually my shit turns white and stops stinkin'. |
| Outlaw |
outlaw884@ameritech.net
 |
| There once was a lady from Wheeling, she had a particular feeling, she laid on her back and fingered her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.... |
| JR |
jricu812@comcast.net
 |
| goddamn mutherfuckin beeball bitch, pingpong pussy with a rubber ass hole, dopey dickey, artificial, respratory, cock suckin, muther fuckin, assey, shitty, whorey, son of a bitch!! |
| JR |
jm-enterprises@comcast.net
 |
| This Toilet Paper is like John Wayne, Rough,Tough and doesn't take Shit off anybody! |
| Ron |
ronnie67@yahoo.com
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| as I SIT HERE AND SHIT IM THINKING BOUT WIT MY EX TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT LIFE ,SO WITH A SLIGHT STRAIN AND I DONT MEAN MY BRAIN HERES TO MY LOUSY EX WIVES |
| skullmanxbud |
skullmanxbud666@wk.net
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| love me tender.....love me sweet.....wrap your lips around my meat.....feel me quiver.....watch me grin.....see my cum run down your chin. |
| Ben Comar |
bcomar@ucla.edu
 |
| yep my old lady aint much of a wrestler but you oughta see her box |
| mommasoldman |
mommasoldman@sbcglobal.net
 |
| here I sit on my ass smok'n some grass if the boss should approach I would stub the fire and eat the roach
|
| Billy Bob |
cripple_creek78@hotmail.com
 |
| sam, sam, the shithouse man, superintendent of the crappery can, picks up the papers, folds up the towels, listens to the music, of the movement of the bowel......tah dah!...lol |
| karenb |
wyldfyre128@yahoo.com
 |
| HE WHO WRITES ON SHIT HOUSE WALLS ROLLS HIS SHIT IN LITTLE BALLS HE WHO READS THESE WORDS OF WIT EATS THOSE LITTLE BALLS OF SHIT |
| T. DUQUETTE |
T.DUQUETTE@AIMAVIATIONAUBURN.COM
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| m568k |
| ro330ck |
new594@gmail.com
 |
| cool fuckin website. luv u guys |
| patricia |
shardgal@yahoo.com
 |
| cool fuckin website. luv u guys |
| patricia |
shardgal@yahoo.com
 |
| cool fuckin website. luv u guys |
| patricia |
shardgal@yahoo.com
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| jack |
| Terry Brown |
terry@aabottomelectric.com
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| jack |
| Terry Brown |
terry@aabottomelectric.com
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| I hope the fuck this works |
| Butt Breath |
mountainman1@hog-rider.com
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